Post #86
Something to laugh about for the weekend.
In a past life, I was Albert Einstein. 😃
Folks, let’s be clear: I am absolutely aware of how that sounds. First, this lunatic brings up "the Old One" and now he claims to be Einstein, too.
What can I say? Albert isn't even the end of the madness. It gets even crazier but that’s probably still to come...
Seriously, things have reached a point where I just can't be bothered anymore.
It all sounds absolutely insane, and I’d honestly rather die than spend another minute with you lot. I honestly couldn't give a damn who reads this crap.
The fact that you don't grasp any of this "freak shit" is *your* problem. Any quantum physicist would be right on board with this.
Even the CIA has released documents confirming the existence of an energetic hologram surrounding us.
So, the questions of life have been answered, and I’m free to go. For me, it’s just exhausting now arguing with children who would rather lie than face their own truth. So get the hell off my timeline. You’ll never grasp this stuff anyway, stuck as you are in your little world of gossip!
So, why am I Albert?
The question—why I always got this strange feeling whenever I saw him somewhere has finally been answered over the last few years.
The most obvious clue likely lies in the "376-DNA Theory."
This theory explains our current era and the role of coincidence within the grand scheme of things. Albert’s famous quotes, such as "The Old One doesn’t play dice" or "Time is relative" have all been elucidated by this theory.
Furthermore, I share his emotional landscape in every respect. There is nothing about him that I cannot identify with. Even my own "hairy life" one free of alcohol, rebellious against authority, and lived in loving harmony with my bicycle fits perfectly into this pattern. Yet, what carries the most weight for me is the fact that this theory provides proof of the infinite stupidity of humanity the realization that we are souls, destined to experience everything anew; that we have inhabited both female and male forms; and that, consequently, we are by our very nature bi-sexual.
Yet the clearest proof for me is a dream I had as a child, in which I had to run away from a bomb explosion. This dream occupied my mind for basically my entire life right up to the point where I finally understood.
Everything was now crystal clear: how we arrive here and how we depart; why we are what we are; why some people live happier lives while others do not. Everything came together logically to form an irrefutable picture. It is this picture that I am attempting to explain to you, little by little and therein lies my true task.
Ultimately, all this knowledge simply fell into my lap. Now, however, I find myself facing a wall of people who believe that one’s bank balance serves as an indicator of intelligence.
Can you perhaps understand why, quite frankly, I have absolutely no desire to do this?!
It seems easier to me to die than to fulfill this task….
Peace out.
In a past life, I was Albert Einstein. 😃
Folks, let’s be clear: I am absolutely aware of how that sounds. First, this lunatic brings up "the Old One" and now he claims to be Einstein, too.
What can I say? Albert isn't even the end of the madness. It gets even crazier but that’s probably still to come...
Seriously, things have reached a point where I just can't be bothered anymore.
It all sounds absolutely insane, and I’d honestly rather die than spend another minute with you lot. I honestly couldn't give a damn who reads this crap.
The fact that you don't grasp any of this "freak shit" is *your* problem. Any quantum physicist would be right on board with this.
Even the CIA has released documents confirming the existence of an energetic hologram surrounding us.
So, the questions of life have been answered, and I’m free to go. For me, it’s just exhausting now arguing with children who would rather lie than face their own truth. So get the hell off my timeline. You’ll never grasp this stuff anyway, stuck as you are in your little world of gossip!
So, why am I Albert?
The question—why I always got this strange feeling whenever I saw him somewhere has finally been answered over the last few years.
The most obvious clue likely lies in the "376-DNA Theory."
This theory explains our current era and the role of coincidence within the grand scheme of things. Albert’s famous quotes, such as "The Old One doesn’t play dice" or "Time is relative" have all been elucidated by this theory.
Furthermore, I share his emotional landscape in every respect. There is nothing about him that I cannot identify with. Even my own "hairy life" one free of alcohol, rebellious against authority, and lived in loving harmony with my bicycle fits perfectly into this pattern. Yet, what carries the most weight for me is the fact that this theory provides proof of the infinite stupidity of humanity the realization that we are souls, destined to experience everything anew; that we have inhabited both female and male forms; and that, consequently, we are by our very nature bi-sexual.
Yet the clearest proof for me is a dream I had as a child, in which I had to run away from a bomb explosion. This dream occupied my mind for basically my entire life right up to the point where I finally understood.
Everything was now crystal clear: how we arrive here and how we depart; why we are what we are; why some people live happier lives while others do not. Everything came together logically to form an irrefutable picture. It is this picture that I am attempting to explain to you, little by little and therein lies my true task.
Ultimately, all this knowledge simply fell into my lap. Now, however, I find myself facing a wall of people who believe that one’s bank balance serves as an indicator of intelligence.
Can you perhaps understand why, quite frankly, I have absolutely no desire to do this?!
It seems easier to me to die than to fulfill this task….
Peace out.
