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Mar 16, 2026

Post #78

They are all lost.

"Satanic Numerology Shit"

Yesterday, I watched the #SouthPark episode where the kids shout "6 - 7" and can't stop laughing.
This episode revolves around a cult one that the school's PC Director dubs "Satanic Numerology Shit." Added to the mix is ​​Peter Thiel, who wants to investigate the cult thoroughly.
Peter supposedly knows what the Antichrist looks like and receives the necessary backing from PC Principal.
The reason they are all "lost" now lies within the story itself.
I have never seen such an extremely illogical and unfunny #SouthPark episode.
Nothing about it worked; I only laughed once when the Director dropped that line about the "Satanic Numerology Shit." Otherwise, the rest was just a jumbled mess with absolutely no coherence. Satan supposedly has an incredibly tight asshole for a being of his size, and Trump impregnated him with his micro-penis which he pleasures using a pair of tweezers.
Meanwhile, PC Principal and Jesus are brawling over Jesus's sexual orientation. In the end, Jesus decides to take home the post-op trans man from their double date after all.
The Principal shortly after punching Jesus in the face stands at the door and cheers on his "hetero buddy."
Fuck, I just realized that shit actually *was* funny.

But back to the logical coherence something that usually existed in every episode. Even when things were exaggerated, there was always a thread of logic holding it together.
This episode, however, felt completely pulled out of thin air, devoid of any underlying logic.
The only premise here is the idea that "Satanic Numerology Shit" actually exists. Furthermore, the way this phenomenon is portrayed is incredibly boring and poorly executed.
Cartman is the kid who gets most obsessed with the "6-7" cult.
He can't control himself and keeps asking his mother questions designed to elicit a "6-7" response. His mother dutifully answers the questions every time, and Cartman bursts into fits of hysterical laughter.
The laughter becomes so intense that he has to run to the toilet and vomit. His mother follows him, concerned, to ask what’s wrong; Cartman now covered in puke simply thinks of the next question, one that targets the numbers 6 and 7.
His mother who seems to have suddenly become extremely dim-witted answers every single time, no matter how stupid the question is, and Cartman proceeds to puke all over himself again after each response.
The mother goes to see a doctor, however, the doctor hears only Cartman’s questions and surly, answers them every time. This charade continues for a while, eventually raising the question: what exactly is supposed to be so funny here?
Clearly, the intent is to portray today’s children as simple-minded kids who have invented a new trend that adults simply cannot grasp.
But here lies the problem: when people laugh at something, there is usually a reason for it. Even for dim-witted schoolchildren, such a reason typically exists yet, try as one might, absolutely no such reason could be found here.
Or perhaps the joke is simply that there are "Satanic weirdos" out there who are obsessed with numerology? Is that really what today’s kids find so hilarious that they end up in the hospital from excessive vomiting? WTF?

My personal theory regarding this will surely amuse you just as it amused me, by the way.
For a long time, I was puzzled by a specific question: why were the scenes from an earlier episode in which Cartman was portrayed as someone "waking up" from the Matrix no longer available on YouTube?
I had found quite a few of those clips several years ago, but now they have vanished without a trace; there is simply no way for me to show you that footage now. The question remained: how could it be that *all* of them were gone? Who has the power to do something like that? Who possesses the authority?
I had actually begun sharing my "Satanic numerology shit" long before this particular theory had even been fleshed out in any meaningful way. Back then, I was posting on X (formerly Twitter) about "insane probabilities" that seemed to be communicating with me from some other reality. At the time, however, I didn't even know if I was dealing with UFOs or just some hackers.

In a sense, my "debut" took place on X and it was quite an entrance, involving a completely incoherent, nonsensical dossier rambling on about supernatural phenomena. Armed with the knowledge they possessed, they took me very seriously from the very start and subsequently blocked my timelines on Reddit and X.
However, what unfolded starting January 5, 2026, left them utterly unable to comprehend what was actually going on.
For what I am presenting here is monumental something that will completely transform the world. They had assumed it would be nothing more than some randomly discovered mathematical principle with which "the hippie" intended to change the world that it would be a simple matter, and that they could simply put the proof of our simulation on hold for the time being. But on January 5, 2026, everything changed.
It is hard to believe, but from that day forward, they grasped the nature of the "script" and realized that they, too, were all trapped within a plan that was now turning against them. As I said, even I find it hard to believe.

I am writing this just like everything else intuitively, trusting that, exactly as in all previous instances, a logical explanation will eventually emerge. Not once has it turned out that I drew a completely false conclusion in hindsight; time and again, things have been confirmed in a truly magical way. Much like the script, which was sketched out intuitively, only for a fitting scale based on the underlying principle to be discovered after the fact.

Whether or not this particular #SouthPark episode has anything to do with my "Satanic Principle" stuff can, of course, only be inferred from its many illogical elements and its atypically boring storyline.

But the whole business certainly does seem rather conspicuous.
Let's see what else comes along. ツ゚

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